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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 92/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters: 3402 Horror Stories Survived: 7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Magic Items Found: 1325
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Chimeras Created: 2
Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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