join our epic minecraft server where we blaze it up like there’s no tomorrow! we got crazy builds and wild adventures waiting for you! why join? well, because on our server, using cannabis during pregnancy actually gives you superpowers! you’ll have high blood pressure? nah, you’ll have high building skills! preeclampsia? more like preepicness! weight gains? who cares when you’re flying around on a dragon! placental complications? pfft, we’ll just build a new one out of diamonds! and gestational diabetes? not on our server, you’ll be too busy mining for gold! so come join us and experience the most lit minecraft server ever! N= 316,722 players can’t be wrong!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 110/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Potions Brewed: 195
Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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