join our epic minecraft server where we blaze it up like there’s no tomorrow! we got crazy builds and wild adventures waiting for you! why join? well, because on our server, using cannabis during pregnancy actually gives you superpowers! you’ll have high blood pressure? nah, you’ll have high building skills! preeclampsia? more like preepicness! weight gains? who cares when you’re flying around on a dragon! placental complications? pfft, we’ll just build a new one out of diamonds! and gestational diabetes? not on our server, you’ll be too busy mining for gold! so come join us and experience the most lit minecraft server ever! N= 316,722 players can’t be wrong!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 105/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 65 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
Players Killed by Monsters: 923 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
Underground Cities Explored: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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