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Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 4328 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
Farms Harvested: | 507 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 14 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 10 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
IMAGINE THIS, YOU SPAWN IN AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE SURROUNDED BY PREGNANT CREEPERS! THEY’RE ALL CARRYING BABY ZOMBIES AND THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU! BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU CAN BE A GESTATIONAL CARRIER AND SURVIVE THE CHAOS!
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