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Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 461 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 6384 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
IMAGINE THIS, YOU SPAWN IN AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE SURROUNDED BY PREGNANT CREEPERS! THEY’RE ALL CARRYING BABY ZOMBIES AND THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU! BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU CAN BE A GESTATIONAL CARRIER AND SURVIVE THE CHAOS!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! YOU MIGHT FACE SEVERE MATERNAL MORBIDITY, HYPERTENSIVE DISORDERS OF PREGNANCY, AND POSTPARTUM HEMORRHAGE! IT’S A WILD RIDE, BUT THAT’S WHAT MAKES IT SO FUN!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURES YOU’LL EVER HAVE! (Disclaimer: Pregnancy surrogates in Minecraft are not real and should not be taken seriously. Play at your own risk!)