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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 4425 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
Magic Items Found: | 6136 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
IMAGINE THIS, YOU SPAWN IN AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE SURROUNDED BY PREGNANT CREEPERS! THEY’RE ALL CARRYING BABY ZOMBIES AND THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU! BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU CAN BE A GESTATIONAL CARRIER AND SURVIVE THE CHAOS!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! YOU MIGHT FACE SEVERE MATERNAL MORBIDITY, HYPERTENSIVE DISORDERS OF PREGNANCY, AND POSTPARTUM HEMORRHAGE! IT’S A WILD RIDE, BUT THAT’S WHAT MAKES IT SO FUN!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURES YOU’LL EVER HAVE! (Disclaimer: Pregnancy surrogates in Minecraft are not real and should not be taken seriously. Play at your own risk!)