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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 493 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 336 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 15 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 43 |
IMAGINE THIS, YOU SPAWN IN AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE SURROUNDED BY PREGNANT CREEPERS! THEY’RE ALL CARRYING BABY ZOMBIES AND THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU! BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU CAN BE A GESTATIONAL CARRIER AND SURVIVE THE CHAOS!
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