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Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 5970 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 15 |
Void Armor Forged: | 10 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9322 |
Buildings Constructed: | 6 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
IMAGINE THIS, YOU SPAWN IN AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE SURROUNDED BY PREGNANT CREEPERS! THEY’RE ALL CARRYING BABY ZOMBIES AND THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU! BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU CAN BE A GESTATIONAL CARRIER AND SURVIVE THE CHAOS!
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