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Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 8866 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Farms Harvested: | 156 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Magic Crystals Found: | 13 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 |
Reasons to join our server: 1. No guilt trips allowed – unless it’s from a zombie trying to eat your brains. 2. Build your dream world without worrying about forgetting important dates or upsetting your virtual wife. 3. Our server is so awesome, even your mother-in-law would cancel her trip to play with us. 4. Prioritize your job in real life, but prioritize fun and relaxation on our server. 5. Who needs a promotion when you can be the king or queen of your own Minecraft kingdom?
So come on over and join us for a stress-free, drama-free gaming experience. Let’s mine, craft, and laugh together!