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| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 7767 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Magic Items Found: | 8177 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
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