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Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 5126 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Emeralds Found: | 270 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 45 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 52 |
oh, and get this, we have a secret underground dungeon where you can battle zombie villagers with diamond swords while riding on the backs of giant spiders. it’s like a rave party, but with more explosions and less glow sticks.
plus, we have this super rare potion that turns you into a unicorn for 24 hours. imagine prancing around the server with a rainbow mane and sparkly hooves. who wouldn’t want that, amirite?
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i swear. just make sure to bring some marshmallows for roasting on the lava pits.
so come join us on this wacky minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination. and maybe a few broken bones from falling off the roller coaster, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?