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| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 9429 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 91 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1782 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 50 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
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