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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 6871 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 49 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 28 |
Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Join our server and you’ll be blessed with the power of 1000 enchanted golden apples! That’s right, you’ll be able to punch a tree and it’ll turn into a diamond castle. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they all wear top hats and monocles and speak in British accents.
But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll be entered into a raffle to win a real-life pet creeper. Imagine walking down the street with your new explosive buddy, blowing up buildings and causing chaos wherever you go. It’s the ultimate power move.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the insanity for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a pet creeper to keep you company.