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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 6869 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
New Chunks Explored: | 525241 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Animals Bred: | 50 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. Rumor has it that if you find him in-game, he’ll grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for unlimited diamonds, he’s a bit touchy about that).
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a pumpkin on your head for protection? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but hey, that just adds to the excitement). Join us now and let the ridiculousness begin!