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| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 3712 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2855 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 8911 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
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