| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 5605 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 10 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 5677 |
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| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 7065 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 | Votes: | 9778 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 139 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 |
Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.
Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 8430 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 452492 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 24 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 39 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 5897 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 152 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 18 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Love Letters Sent: | 7 |
Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!
Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 538 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 7934 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 13 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 180 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 8609 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 22 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 24 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 3702 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 13 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 2481 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!
Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 2642 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 55 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!
So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 7894 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 375684 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ve been studying us humans for centuries, waiting for the perfect moment to reveal themselves and take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their extraterrestrial agenda? The choice is yours on our wacky Minecraft server.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds. Imagine building your dream castle out of sparkling gemstones and ruling over a kingdom of bling. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with conspiracies, aliens, and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 5855 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 291 |
| Towns Built: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 24 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 1133 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 907380 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1739 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 99 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 2800 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Magic Crystals Found: | 18 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 20 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 18 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 8225 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 1703 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 101 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 29 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 41 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 3826 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 27 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 1201 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 3154 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
