Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or humor? Well, look no further because our server is filled with hilarious antics and outrageous adventures!

Join us and you’ll find that even the most pozzed DEI slop game characters can turn into fabulous older women with a snap of your fingers. Our Hagchads are unstoppable, even in the current year!

But that’s not all, on our server, you’ll encounter wild stories of diamond-encrusted pigs flying through the sky, villagers breakdancing in the town square, and creepers throwing surprise birthday parties for players.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most laughter-filled Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 96/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5
New Chunks Explored: 184657 Magic Crystals Found: 10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 1614
Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 10 Battle Standards Raised: 13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Life Steal SMP

    Life Steal SMP

    Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Towns Built: 8
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Vanilla Tyme

    Vanilla Tyme

    Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 10
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Sapphire

    Sapphire

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 4652
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 New Chunks Explored: 188022
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 8 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • SolaceMC

    SolaceMC

    SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Buildings Constructed: 43
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Peaceful Farms

    Peaceful Farms

    Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Void Armor Forged: 15
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Dragon Scales Harvested: 261
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Gamers React minecraft

    Gamers React minecraft

    We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Magic Items Found: 6093
    Mythical Quests Completed: 17 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • CwR Minecraft network

    CwR Minecraft network

    CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 New Chunks Explored: 98276
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Zombie Dances: 7
    Magic Wands Crafted: 10 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 22 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • CrownMC Survival

    CrownMC Survival

    CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Magic Items Found: 1307
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 14 Dragonkin Hatched: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Seiky Network

    Seiky Network

    [1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Runes Activated: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • sVanilla Survival

    sVanilla Survival

    sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 6346
    Endless Legions Commanded: 24 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 44 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • ConquerEarthMC

    ConquerEarthMC

    (16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 48 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Towns Built: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • StarDix

    StarDix

    The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Arcane Realms

    Arcane Realms

    Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Emeralds Found: 6575 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 65
    Villages Defended: 18 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • AbsolutGG

    AbsolutGG

    Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Magic Wands Crafted: 13
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Savercraft

    Savercraft

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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