Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or humor? Well, look no further because our server is filled with hilarious antics and outrageous adventures!

Join us and you’ll find that even the most pozzed DEI slop game characters can turn into fabulous older women with a snap of your fingers. Our Hagchads are unstoppable, even in the current year!

But that’s not all, on our server, you’ll encounter wild stories of diamond-encrusted pigs flying through the sky, villagers breakdancing in the town square, and creepers throwing surprise birthday parties for players.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most laughter-filled Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 108/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Towns Built: 1
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
Buildings Constructed: 16 Void Gems Collected: 21
Holy Grails Found: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • MysticValleyCraft

    MysticValleyCraft

    Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 21
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Airidale Classic Prisons

    Airidale Classic Prisons

    Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 29 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Emeralds Found: 4018
    Enchantments Applied: 76 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • AusCraft

    AusCraft

    » JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 28 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Mirkovic Junior High School

    Mirkovic Junior High School

    Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Buildings Constructed: 49
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Ores Mined: 8502 Wilderness Tamed: 5
    Dimension Hops: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Simplex

    Simplex

    Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • ChocoHills

    ChocoHills

    ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 19
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • AwareNetwork

    AwareNetwork

    AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 329
    Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • HearthCraft

    HearthCraft

    HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Enchantments Applied: 284
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 17 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 6

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Middle School Oasis

    Middle School Oasis

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 70
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 30 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Minecraft Community Prison

    Minecraft Community Prison

    MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Sky Kingdoms

    Sky Kingdoms

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 7

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • MineTrade

    MineTrade

    MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Treasure Maps Found: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • FrontierSMP

    FrontierSMP

    FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 19

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • InfiniteMC

    InfiniteMC

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10
    Magic Items Found: 2650 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Warden City

    Warden City

    Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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