Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or humor? Well, look no further because our server is filled with hilarious antics and outrageous adventures!

Join us and you’ll find that even the most pozzed DEI slop game characters can turn into fabulous older women with a snap of your fingers. Our Hagchads are unstoppable, even in the current year!

But that’s not all, on our server, you’ll encounter wild stories of diamond-encrusted pigs flying through the sky, villagers breakdancing in the town square, and creepers throwing surprise birthday parties for players.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most laughter-filled Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 104/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
Love Letters Sent: 18 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
New Chunks Explored: 86505 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
Vanishing Items Found: 7 Gryphons Tamed: 4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Minehut

    Minehut

    Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Void Gems Collected: 30
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 141
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • EcoCityCraft Economy

    EcoCityCraft Economy

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 14
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8646 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 15 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 16 Blood Moons Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Hopela – Survival

    Hopela – Survival

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 21 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • MysticValleyCraft

    MysticValleyCraft

    Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Airidale Classic Prisons

    Airidale Classic Prisons

    Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 84 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26 Mythical Swords Crafted: 51
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 10 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • AusCraft

    AusCraft

    » JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 16

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Mirkovic Junior High School

    Mirkovic Junior High School

    Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 24
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Villages Defended: 9
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Magic Items Found: 1783 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Simplex

    Simplex

    Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 1104

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • ChocoHills

    ChocoHills

    ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 30 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 50
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • AwareNetwork

    AwareNetwork

    AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Dimension Hops: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Demon Skulls Collected: 33
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 49 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 10 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 16

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • HearthCraft

    HearthCraft

    HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Glorious Feasts Held: 12
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Astral Mages Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Middle School Oasis

    Middle School Oasis

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 30 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Minecraft Community Prison

    Minecraft Community Prison

    MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 220
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 34

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Sky Kingdoms

    Sky Kingdoms

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Runes Activated: 6 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 12 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8234 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • MineTrade

    MineTrade

    MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 73 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Meteorite Armor Created: 22

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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