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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 8405 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
we also have a secret underground lab where u can brew potions dat turn u into a flying pig or a talking sheep. and if u dare to venture into the nether, u might just find a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy!
but beware, medicine is a real life monkeys paw here. it will cure u of all ailments, but at the cost of some wacky side effects. like growing a second head or turning into a chicken every time u sneeze.
so come on down to our server and join the craziest minecraft adventure of ur life! just remember, once u enter, there’s no turning back. muahahaha!