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| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 7059 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 |
join dis server if u want to experience da ultimate minecraft madness! we got creepers dat explode glitter, zombies dat dance the cha cha slide, and skeletons dat shoot rainbows instead of arrows!
we also have a secret underground lab where u can brew potions dat turn u into a flying pig or a talking sheep. and if u dare to venture into the nether, u might just find a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy!
but beware, medicine is a real life monkeys paw here. it will cure u of all ailments, but at the cost of some wacky side effects. like growing a second head or turning into a chicken every time u sneeze.
so come on down to our server and join the craziest minecraft adventure of ur life! just remember, once u enter, there’s no turning back. muahahaha!
