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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 6970 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
we also have a secret underground lab where u can brew potions dat turn u into a flying pig or a talking sheep. and if u dare to venture into the nether, u might just find a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy!
but beware, medicine is a real life monkeys paw here. it will cure u of all ailments, but at the cost of some wacky side effects. like growing a second head or turning into a chicken every time u sneeze.
so come on down to our server and join the craziest minecraft adventure of ur life! just remember, once u enter, there’s no turning back. muahahaha!