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Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 2438 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Dimension Hops: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 6 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Love Letters Sent: | 18 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 18 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5973 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
we also have a secret underground lab where u can brew potions dat turn u into a flying pig or a talking sheep. and if u dare to venture into the nether, u might just find a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy!
but beware, medicine is a real life monkeys paw here. it will cure u of all ailments, but at the cost of some wacky side effects. like growing a second head or turning into a chicken every time u sneeze.
so come on down to our server and join the craziest minecraft adventure of ur life! just remember, once u enter, there’s no turning back. muahahaha!