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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 4374 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 21 |
we also have a secret underground lab where u can brew potions dat turn u into a flying pig or a talking sheep. and if u dare to venture into the nether, u might just find a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy!
but beware, medicine is a real life monkeys paw here. it will cure u of all ailments, but at the cost of some wacky side effects. like growing a second head or turning into a chicken every time u sneeze.
so come on down to our server and join the craziest minecraft adventure of ur life! just remember, once u enter, there’s no turning back. muahahaha!