New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Potion Pals: Depressed Block Babes

Potion Pals: Depressed Block Babes
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Players: 97/100 Votes: 9216
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 81
Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 23
Farms Harvested: 655 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16

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so like, this server is like a magical pill for your brain, man. like, if you join, you’ll be surrounded by young, healthy women who are like, super smart and stuff. but get this, they also have depression-like patterns of thinking. but it’s cool, because it’s all part of the experience, you know? like, it’s a whole new level of cognitive processing that will blow your mind. and if you’re feeling down, don’t worry, because everyone here is on oral contraceptives, which apparently makes the depression-like patterns even stronger. so come join us and let your brain go on a wild ride of emotions and cognitive processing like never before!

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