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Until Dawn Remake Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a chicken riding a pig. That’s right, our server is so wacky that even the animals are getting in on the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing skeletons. You haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a bunch of bony buddies.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a group of werewolves and goes on a rampage through the virtual world. It’s like a furry convention gone wild!

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and see just how wrong things can go in the best possible way!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

ShoeShareSisSass

academic pressure, anger management, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, emotional distress, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family dynamics, hiding belongings, immaturity, parental favoritism, personal boundaries, pill side effects, seeking validation, self reflection, sharing shoes, shoe sharing rules, ShoeShareSisSass, sibling fights, sibling rivalry, sister drama

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring… but also a reason for epic battles! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and hidden keys!

Imagine a world where sharing shoes is a serious business, where hiding phones leads to all-out war, and where breaking locks is just another Tuesday. Our server is not for the faint of heart, but for those who thrive on chaos and sibling rivalry.

Fight for your right to wear that pair of shoes you called dibs on, strategize to outsmart your opponents, and unleash your inner drama queen in a virtual world like no other.

Are you ready to prove your maturity by engaging in the most immature shenanigans? Join us now and show the world that when it comes to Minecraft, all bets are off and all shoes are fair game!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

NoExistenceMinecraftSMP

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If you had the power, wouldn’t you wish for a Minecraft SMP where creepers drop diamonds instead of exploding? Well, guess what? That’s exactly what you’ll find on our server! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a friendly dragon that just wants to be your pet. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether where you’ll find a disco party hosted by the Ghasts.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

FiredCraft: The Unemployment Server

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Are you tired of getting fired from your job for accidentally setting the office on fire with your mixtape? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we encourage you to let your inner pyromaniac run wild! Join us and unleash your fiery passion in a safe and controlled environment (just don’t burn down any virtual buildings, please). Plus, who needs a boring old job when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom? So come on over and let’s set the virtual world on fire together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	259	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

DragonCraft Minecraft Server

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yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got dragon drones straight outta ukraine wreckin’ russian tanks like it’s nobody’s business. imagine flyin’ around on a dragon drone, blowin’ up tanks left and right, it’s lit fam. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like a freakin’ treasure trove. join now or miss out on all the epicness, u won’t regret it, trust me.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Dragons Tamed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

HolyCraft: Xi & Mao’s Block Party

authoritarianism, BLOCK, China, Chinese churches, Christianity, communism, controversial, cultural revolution, Holycraft, idolatry, Jesus, Mao Zedong, maos, Mary, Party, political leaders, Propaganda, Religion, religious freedom, religious persecution, state control, state-sanctioned worship, Worship, Xi Jinping

so like, imagine if Xi Jinping and Mao Zedong were like, the new Jesus and Mary in Chinese churches, like, what the heck, right? well, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you can expect on our Minecraft server! we got pigs flying, cows doing ballet, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. join us if you wanna experience the most wacky and wild adventures in the Minecraft universe. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Void Gems Collected:	22
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Fish Space Abduction: A Minecraft Server

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u ever wonder why fish gettin’ all snatched up from the water? it aint cuz of no fisherman, it cuz aliens be abductin’ em! come join our minecraft server and help us uncover the truth behind the fishy disappearances. we got UFOs flyin’ around, fish talkin’ in alien languages, and a secret underwater base where the fish are plottin’ their revenge. join us if u wanna be part of the craziest fishy adventure in minecraft history!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Emeralds Found:	4429	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Allergic Anarchy: Danger Zone

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come join our minecraft server and escape the madness of food allergies! our world is a safe haven where you can munch on all the virtual food you want without fear of anaphylaxis! build a giant peanut butter castle or a towering gluten-free skyscraper, the possibilities are endless!

our server is the perfect place to forget about your real-life worries and immerse yourself in a world where food allergies don’t exist. no more epi-pens or ingredient labels to read, just pure unadulterated fun!

so come on over and join us, where the only thing you’ll be allergic to is boredom! trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to leave. plus, our virtual doctors are always on call in case of any in-game emergencies. see you in the game, food allergy warriors!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	436
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Divine Spears Created:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Marthia Nations: Where vanilla and factions collide…kind of.

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Name	Marthia Nations
Discord	https://discord.gg/PcRXYuupZe

Overview

Looking to build an empire? Want to battle with working ships and planes? Maybe just build a quaint base? Marthia can offer it all! An SMP turned Nations server, Marthia has been around for over half a decade, with our current world having built over three years of history, and counting! We are more than a simple Minecraft server; we are a community.

Here you’ll find plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser and much, much more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How long has Marthia Nations been around?	Marthia Nations has been around for over half a decade.
What plugins does Marthia Nations have?	Marthia Nations has plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser, and more.
Can players build empires on Marthia Nations?	Yes, players can build empires and battle with working ships and planes on Marthia Nations.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Dragons Tamed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Frustrating Minigame Madness Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old minigames where skill actually matters? Come join our Minecraft server where we have the most frustrating and unfair hacking minigame you’ll ever experience! We only give you four attempts to guess the password from a pool of twenty words – talk about living life on the edge! It’s like playing Russian roulette with your brain cells. Who needs logic and strategy when you can rely on pure luck and RNGesus to guide you through the chaos? Join us for a wild ride of ridiculousness and infuriation – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Better Survival and Prosperity Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old politics? Join our Minecraft SMP where the fate of human civilization is decided by building epic structures and battling mobs! Will you be the one to lead us to prosperity or will you accidentally blow up the entire village with TNT? Only one way to find out! Join now and show us your leadership skills…or lack thereof!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Void Gems Collected:	37	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

AgeCraft SMP: “Respawning with experience!”

AgeCraft, aging gracefully, appreciating the little things, building strong relationships, embracing change, Enjoying simple pleasures, Experience, Finding fulfillment, finding inner peace, Gratitude for life, growing older, Increased confidence, life experience, living in the moment, making memories, overcoming challenges, personal growth, Prioritizing what matters, resilience in adversity, Respawning, Self Discovery, smp, Time for reflection, wisdom with age

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a secret potion that will make you age in reverse every time you log in. Say goodbye to wrinkles and hello to smooth, youthful skin as you build, mine, and craft your way through our wacky world.

But that’s not all – we also have a pet llama named Larry who can speak seven different languages and will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of destiny. Rumor has it, whoever wields this sword will have the power to control time itself!

So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience the fountain of youth, talking llamas, and epic quests like never before. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon – rumor has it she’s a bit of a diva.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Post-Coitus Craft

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After a wild night of blocky passion, what’s the next thing you want? No, not a cuddle or a snack – you want to join our Minecraft server, of course! Why? Because our server is like the ultimate post-coital bliss for gamers. Imagine building a giant phallic tower with your new friends, or exploring caves together in search of hidden treasures. And don’t even get us started on our exclusive “Bedrock Booty” event, where players compete in a race to find the rarest diamonds while wearing nothing but leather undies. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate climax of Minecraft fun!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

ProjectilePvP Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner warrior like the ukrainian defence forces taking down russian command posts with western projectiles! build ur own fortress and defend it against enemy attacks, or go on epic quests to find rare treasures and slay dangerous mobs. u never know what crazy adventures await u on our server, so join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	38

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

NATOcraft: Stoltenberg’s LOL Ukraine

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european politics, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global security, international relations, lol, military alliance, NATO membership, NATOcraft, occupied territories, peace negotiations, Peacekeeping, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Stoltenberg, Stoltenbergs, territorial disputes, Ukraine

HEY U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LET ME TELL U, IT’S SO LIT THAT EVEN STOLTENBERG WANTS TO JOIN! HE SAYS UKRAINE COULD BECOME A PART OF NATO EVEN IF RUSSIA IS TAKING OVER TERRITORIES! THAT’S HOW EPIC THIS SERVER IS, FOLKS!

WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE WHERE WE KEEP ALL THE LAVA! JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST WACKY AND WILD MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? GRAB YOUR PICKAXE AND JOIN NOW, BECAUSE ON THIS SERVER, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE! EVEN MAKING STOLTENBERG DO THE FLOSS DANCE WHILE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIES!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Treasure Maps Found:	4