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| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 7037 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
so, like, you know when you’re playing minecraft and you’re like, “wow, i wish i could ride a unicorn while fighting a dragon and eating a taco at the same time”? well, guess what, my dude, on this server, that’s totally possible!
we’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. plus, every time you mine a diamond, a magical rainbow appears in the sky. it’s like, so epic, you won’t even believe it.
oh, and did i mention that our server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who are just here to have a good time? yeah, they’re super chill and always down for a dance-off or a game of hide and seek.
so, if you’re ready to experience the most mind-blowing, hilarious, and totally bonkers minecraft server of all time, then come join us! trust me, you won’t regret it. just hit that ‘Amen!’ button and let the fun begin!
