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Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 5286 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
we’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. plus, every time you mine a diamond, a magical rainbow appears in the sky. it’s like, so epic, you won’t even believe it.
oh, and did i mention that our server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who are just here to have a good time? yeah, they’re super chill and always down for a dance-off or a game of hide and seek.
so, if you’re ready to experience the most mind-blowing, hilarious, and totally bonkers minecraft server of all time, then come join us! trust me, you won’t regret it. just hit that ‘Amen!’ button and let the fun begin!