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| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 4568 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2349 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 38 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 58 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
so, like, you know when you’re playing minecraft and you’re like, “wow, i wish i could ride a unicorn while fighting a dragon and eating a taco at the same time”? well, guess what, my dude, on this server, that’s totally possible!
we’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. plus, every time you mine a diamond, a magical rainbow appears in the sky. it’s like, so epic, you won’t even believe it.
oh, and did i mention that our server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who are just here to have a good time? yeah, they’re super chill and always down for a dance-off or a game of hide and seek.
so, if you’re ready to experience the most mind-blowing, hilarious, and totally bonkers minecraft server of all time, then come join us! trust me, you won’t regret it. just hit that ‘Amen!’ button and let the fun begin!
