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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 8791 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Divine Spears Created: | 29 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 21 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 458 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
we’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. plus, every time you mine a diamond, a magical rainbow appears in the sky. it’s like, so epic, you won’t even believe it.
oh, and did i mention that our server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who are just here to have a good time? yeah, they’re super chill and always down for a dance-off or a game of hide and seek.
so, if you’re ready to experience the most mind-blowing, hilarious, and totally bonkers minecraft server of all time, then come join us! trust me, you won’t regret it. just hit that ‘Amen!’ button and let the fun begin!