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Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 3283 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 281 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
New Chunks Explored: | 468552 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you. we’ve got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard me right. FLYING PIGS WITH LASER EYES. where else are you gonna find that, huh?
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we’ve got that too. you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons, it’s a real blast. literally, sometimes.
so, if you want to experience the true madness of Minecraft, come join us on this server. post nut clarity guaranteed.