Post Nut Realization Server

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so, like, imagine this: you’re mining away in the caves, right? and suddenly, BOOM! post nut clarity hits you like a ton of bricks. you start seeing things in a whole new light, man. it’s like the blocks are talking to you, telling you to join this server.

why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you. we’ve got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard me right. FLYING PIGS WITH LASER EYES. where else are you gonna find that, huh?

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we’ve got that too. you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons, it’s a real blast. literally, sometimes.

so, if you want to experience the true madness of Minecraft, come join us on this server. post nut clarity guaranteed.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	21

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Towns Built:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Enchantments Applied:	252

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

What do we offer? Bedwars, Survival with Slimefun & Lucky Blocks, Skypvp, Skywars, Agario, 1v1, Survival Games, Hide and Seek, Quake, Vanilla, Factions,

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Towns Built:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
New Chunks Explored:	284299	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Gods Slained:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Emeralds Found:	4468
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	466
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4666
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Ores Mined:	5963
Vanishing Items Found:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Warden City

Survival

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4127	Dragon Eggs Found:	3346
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	148
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Potions Brewed:	57	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Citrus

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!