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Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 1956 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4404 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).
Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing until you fall off your minecart.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most insane, outrageous, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!