Post-Coitus Craft

ShoeShareSisSass

academic pressure, anger management, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, emotional distress, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family dynamics, hiding belongings, immaturity, parental favoritism, personal boundaries, pill side effects, seeking validation, self reflection, sharing shoes, shoe sharing rules, ShoeShareSisSass, sibling fights, sibling rivalry, sister drama

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring… but also a reason for epic battles! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and hidden keys!

Imagine a world where sharing shoes is a serious business, where hiding phones leads to all-out war, and where breaking locks is just another Tuesday. Our server is not for the faint of heart, but for those who thrive on chaos and sibling rivalry.

Fight for your right to wear that pair of shoes you called dibs on, strategize to outsmart your opponents, and unleash your inner drama queen in a virtual world like no other.

Are you ready to prove your maturity by engaging in the most immature shenanigans? Join us now and show the world that when it comes to Minecraft, all bets are off and all shoes are fair game!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

NoExistenceMinecraftSMP

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If you had the power, wouldn’t you wish for a Minecraft SMP where creepers drop diamonds instead of exploding? Well, guess what? That’s exactly what you’ll find on our server! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a friendly dragon that just wants to be your pet. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether where you’ll find a disco party hosted by the Ghasts.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	7337
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

FiredCraft: The Unemployment Server

dismissal, employment issues, FiredCraft, job dismissal, job loss, job separation, Job Termination, job termination assistance, job termination consequences, job termination help, job termination laws, job termination process, job termination questions, job termination reasons, job termination rights, job termination support, Server, Termination, unemployment, wrongful termination

Are you tired of getting fired from your job for accidentally setting the office on fire with your mixtape? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we encourage you to let your inner pyromaniac run wild! Join us and unleash your fiery passion in a safe and controlled environment (just don’t burn down any virtual buildings, please). Plus, who needs a boring old job when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom? So come on over and let’s set the virtual world on fire together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

DragonCraft Minecraft Server

aerial warfare, combat drones, Conflict, defense systems, dragon drones, DragonCraft, drone warfare, eastern europe, military advancements, military defense, military drones, military equipment, military strategy, military tactics, military technology, Minecraft, modern warfare, russian tanks, Server, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare technology

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got dragon drones straight outta ukraine wreckin’ russian tanks like it’s nobody’s business. imagine flyin’ around on a dragon drone, blowin’ up tanks left and right, it’s lit fam. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like a freakin’ treasure trove. join now or miss out on all the epicness, u won’t regret it, trust me.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

HolyCraft: Xi & Mao’s Block Party

authoritarianism, BLOCK, China, Chinese churches, Christianity, communism, controversial, cultural revolution, Holycraft, idolatry, Jesus, Mao Zedong, maos, Mary, Party, political leaders, Propaganda, Religion, religious freedom, religious persecution, state control, state-sanctioned worship, Worship, Xi Jinping

so like, imagine if Xi Jinping and Mao Zedong were like, the new Jesus and Mary in Chinese churches, like, what the heck, right? well, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you can expect on our Minecraft server! we got pigs flying, cows doing ballet, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. join us if you wanna experience the most wacky and wild adventures in the Minecraft universe. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Villages Defended:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Fish Space Abduction: A Minecraft Server

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u ever wonder why fish gettin’ all snatched up from the water? it aint cuz of no fisherman, it cuz aliens be abductin’ em! come join our minecraft server and help us uncover the truth behind the fishy disappearances. we got UFOs flyin’ around, fish talkin’ in alien languages, and a secret underwater base where the fish are plottin’ their revenge. join us if u wanna be part of the craziest fishy adventure in minecraft history!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Allergic Anarchy: Danger Zone

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come join our minecraft server and escape the madness of food allergies! our world is a safe haven where you can munch on all the virtual food you want without fear of anaphylaxis! build a giant peanut butter castle or a towering gluten-free skyscraper, the possibilities are endless!

our server is the perfect place to forget about your real-life worries and immerse yourself in a world where food allergies don’t exist. no more epi-pens or ingredient labels to read, just pure unadulterated fun!

so come on over and join us, where the only thing you’ll be allergic to is boredom! trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to leave. plus, our virtual doctors are always on call in case of any in-game emergencies. see you in the game, food allergy warriors!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Marthia Nations: Where vanilla and factions collide…kind of.

base, battle, Brewery, BUILD, collide…kind, Community, Dynmap, Empire, Factions, Geyser, half decade, History, Marthia, Movecraft, Nations, Planes, Plugins, quaint, Semi Vanilla, Server, Ships, smp, three years, Vanilla, Working

Name	Marthia Nations
Discord	https://discord.gg/PcRXYuupZe

Overview

Looking to build an empire? Want to battle with working ships and planes? Maybe just build a quaint base? Marthia can offer it all! An SMP turned Nations server, Marthia has been around for over half a decade, with our current world having built over three years of history, and counting! We are more than a simple Minecraft server; we are a community.

Here you’ll find plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser and much, much more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How long has Marthia Nations been around?	Marthia Nations has been around for over half a decade.
What plugins does Marthia Nations have?	Marthia Nations has plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser, and more.
Can players build empires on Marthia Nations?	Yes, players can build empires and battle with working ships and planes on Marthia Nations.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	99
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Mines Excavated:	1574
Dragon Eggs Found:	2373	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Frustrating Minigame Madness Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old minigames where skill actually matters? Come join our Minecraft server where we have the most frustrating and unfair hacking minigame you’ll ever experience! We only give you four attempts to guess the password from a pool of twenty words – talk about living life on the edge! It’s like playing Russian roulette with your brain cells. Who needs logic and strategy when you can rely on pure luck and RNGesus to guide you through the chaos? Join us for a wild ride of ridiculousness and infuriation – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Crops Grown:	5550
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Farms Harvested:	896
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Better Survival and Prosperity Minecraft SMP

Candidate, critical thinking, Cultural preservation, Decision making, Development, economic growth, election, environmental sustainability, ethical leadership, Future, global impact, human civilization, leadership, Minecraft, Politics, progress, prosperity, smp, social stability, society, Survival, technological advancement

Are you tired of boring old politics? Join our Minecraft SMP where the fate of human civilization is decided by building epic structures and battling mobs! Will you be the one to lead us to prosperity or will you accidentally blow up the entire village with TNT? Only one way to find out! Join now and show us your leadership skills…or lack thereof!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9889
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	119
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Mines Excavated:	2272	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

AgeCraft SMP: “Respawning with experience!”

AgeCraft, aging gracefully, appreciating the little things, building strong relationships, embracing change, Enjoying simple pleasures, Experience, Finding fulfillment, finding inner peace, Gratitude for life, growing older, Increased confidence, life experience, living in the moment, making memories, overcoming challenges, personal growth, Prioritizing what matters, resilience in adversity, Respawning, Self Discovery, smp, Time for reflection, wisdom with age

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a secret potion that will make you age in reverse every time you log in. Say goodbye to wrinkles and hello to smooth, youthful skin as you build, mine, and craft your way through our wacky world.

But that’s not all – we also have a pet llama named Larry who can speak seven different languages and will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of destiny. Rumor has it, whoever wields this sword will have the power to control time itself!

So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience the fountain of youth, talking llamas, and epic quests like never before. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon – rumor has it she’s a bit of a diva.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Towns Built:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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After a wild night of blocky passion, what’s the next thing you want? No, not a cuddle or a snack – you want to join our Minecraft server, of course! Why? Because our server is like the ultimate post-coital bliss for gamers. Imagine building a giant phallic tower with your new friends, or exploring caves together in search of hidden treasures. And don’t even get us started on our exclusive “Bedrock Booty” event, where players compete in a race to find the rarest diamonds while wearing nothing but leather undies. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate climax of Minecraft fun!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	163	Buildings Constructed:	34
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

ProjectilePvP Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, cross-border conflict, defense strategy, eastern europe, foreign intervention, geopolitical tensions, international warfare, military conflict, military defense, military escalation, Military operations, military retaliation, military tactics, military technology, Minecraft, missile attacks, national security, ProjectilePvP, Russian command posts, Server, Ukraine-Russia relations, Ukrainian defence forces, Western projectiles

come join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner warrior like the ukrainian defence forces taking down russian command posts with western projectiles! build ur own fortress and defend it against enemy attacks, or go on epic quests to find rare treasures and slay dangerous mobs. u never know what crazy adventures await u on our server, so join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

NATOcraft: Stoltenberg’s LOL Ukraine

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european politics, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global security, international relations, lol, military alliance, NATO membership, NATOcraft, occupied territories, peace negotiations, Peacekeeping, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Stoltenberg, Stoltenbergs, territorial disputes, Ukraine

HEY U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LET ME TELL U, IT’S SO LIT THAT EVEN STOLTENBERG WANTS TO JOIN! HE SAYS UKRAINE COULD BECOME A PART OF NATO EVEN IF RUSSIA IS TAKING OVER TERRITORIES! THAT’S HOW EPIC THIS SERVER IS, FOLKS!

WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE WHERE WE KEEP ALL THE LAVA! JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST WACKY AND WILD MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? GRAB YOUR PICKAXE AND JOIN NOW, BECAUSE ON THIS SERVER, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE! EVEN MAKING STOLTENBERG DO THE FLOSS DANCE WHILE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIES!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Gecko Vibes: The Sixth Sense

Animal Behavior, Animals, auditory, auditory sense, auditory system, balance mechanism, discovery, Gecko, gecko behavior, Geckos, Hearing, reptiles, research, scientific study, scientists, sense, sensory organs, sensory perception, Sixth, sixth sense, surroundings, VIBES, vibration detection, Vibrations

omg u guys u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server like srsly!! we got geckos with SIXTH SENSE yo, they can sense vibrations and stuff like they some kinda ninja spies or sumthin. u can be like a gecko whisperer on this server, talkin to them in their secret language and stuff. it’s like the animal kingdom meets minecraft, but with a twist of sci-fi and mystery. come join us and uncover the secrets of the gecko world, it’s gonna blow ur mind!! #geckogoals #minecraftmadness

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Dragon Eggs Found:	6243
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Farms Harvested:	208	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4