Post-Coitus Craft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

After a wild night of blocky passion, what’s the next thing you want? No, not a cuddle or a snack – you want to join our Minecraft server, of course! Why? Because our server is like the ultimate post-coital bliss for gamers. Imagine building a giant phallic tower with your new friends, or exploring caves together in search of hidden treasures. And don’t even get us started on our exclusive “Bedrock Booty” event, where players compete in a race to find the rarest diamonds while wearing nothing but leather undies. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate climax of Minecraft fun!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3356	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	440	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Dragons Tamed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	129	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Zombie Dances:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Emeralds Found:	6536	Enchantments Applied:	142
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Villages Defended:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Astral Projections Made:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Towns Built:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.