Post-Coitus Craft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

After a wild night of blocky passion, what’s the next thing you want? No, not a cuddle or a snack – you want to join our Minecraft server, of course! Why? Because our server is like the ultimate post-coital bliss for gamers. Imagine building a giant phallic tower with your new friends, or exploring caves together in search of hidden treasures. And don’t even get us started on our exclusive “Bedrock Booty” event, where players compete in a race to find the rarest diamonds while wearing nothing but leather undies. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate climax of Minecraft fun!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Enchantments Applied:	100	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Magic Items Found:	7450	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Villages Defended:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Emeralds Found:	9689
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Ores Mined:	5429
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Magic Items Found:	6783	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Divine Spears Created:	30	Ores Mined:	4370
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	51	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Love Letters Sent:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Potions Brewed:	139	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.