Post-Coitus Craft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

After a wild night of blocky passion, what’s the next thing you want? No, not a cuddle or a snack – you want to join our Minecraft server, of course! Why? Because our server is like the ultimate post-coital bliss for gamers. Imagine building a giant phallic tower with your new friends, or exploring caves together in search of hidden treasures. And don’t even get us started on our exclusive “Bedrock Booty” event, where players compete in a race to find the rarest diamonds while wearing nothing but leather undies. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate climax of Minecraft fun!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Dimension Hops:	3
Enchantments Applied:	50	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Buildings Constructed:	36
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Towns Built:	2
Ores Mined:	1260	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3776	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server‘s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Enchantments Applied:	175	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	113	Players Killed by Monsters:	286
Underground Cities Explored:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	498	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Dimension Hops:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
New Chunks Explored:	986892	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Ores Mined:	6195	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.