Post-Coitus Craft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

After a wild night of blocky passion, what’s the next thing you want? No, not a cuddle or a snack – you want to join our Minecraft server, of course! Why? Because our server is like the ultimate post-coital bliss for gamers. Imagine building a giant phallic tower with your new friends, or exploring caves together in search of hidden treasures. And don’t even get us started on our exclusive “Bedrock Booty” event, where players compete in a race to find the rarest diamonds while wearing nothing but leather undies. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate climax of Minecraft fun!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Star Shards Collected:	247

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	266
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Animals Bred:	81	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Crops Grown:	2607	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Towns Built:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Crops Grown:	8670	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Towns Built:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	80
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Magic Items Found:	4002	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Runes Activated:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Emeralds Found:	6938
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Love Letters Sent:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!