Post-Coitus Craft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

After a wild night of blocky passion, what’s the next thing you want? No, not a cuddle or a snack – you want to join our Minecraft server, of course! Why? Because our server is like the ultimate post-coital bliss for gamers. Imagine building a giant phallic tower with your new friends, or exploring caves together in search of hidden treasures. And don’t even get us started on our exclusive “Bedrock Booty” event, where players compete in a race to find the rarest diamonds while wearing nothing but leather undies. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate climax of Minecraft fun!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	14
New Chunks Explored:	396975	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Emeralds Found:	186
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Towns Built:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7865	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Star Shards Collected:	113
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Magical Moments Shared:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.