Post-Coitus Craft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

After a wild night of blocky passion, what’s the next thing you want? No, not a cuddle or a snack – you want to join our Minecraft server, of course! Why? Because our server is like the ultimate post-coital bliss for gamers. Imagine building a giant phallic tower with your new friends, or exploring caves together in search of hidden treasures. And don’t even get us started on our exclusive “Bedrock Booty” event, where players compete in a race to find the rarest diamonds while wearing nothing but leather undies. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate climax of Minecraft fun!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	28

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	3761	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Enchantments Applied:	296
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Zombie Dances:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Enchantments Applied:	194
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Magic Items Found:	8982	Dragon Scales Harvested:	201
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Love Letters Sent:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	107909	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ores Mined:	7009
Towns Built:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Farms Harvested:	132	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	298	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.