Post-Coitus Craft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

After a wild night of blocky passion, what’s the next thing you want? No, not a cuddle or a snack – you want to join our Minecraft server, of course! Why? Because our server is like the ultimate post-coital bliss for gamers. Imagine building a giant phallic tower with your new friends, or exploring caves together in search of hidden treasures. And don’t even get us started on our exclusive “Bedrock Booty” event, where players compete in a race to find the rarest diamonds while wearing nothing but leather undies. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate climax of Minecraft fun!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	148

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Emeralds Found:	8248
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Runes Activated:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Enchantments Applied:	200
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Love Letters Sent:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Enchantments Applied:	77	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	444	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Villages Defended:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5384	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6540
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Villages Defended:	10	Meteorites Collected:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Enchantments Applied:	241
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.