After a wild night of blocky passion, what’s the next thing you want? No, not a cuddle or a snack – you want to join our Minecraft server, of course! Why? Because our server is like the ultimate post-coital bliss for gamers. Imagine building a giant phallic tower with your new friends, or exploring caves together in search of hidden treasures. And don’t even get us started on our exclusive “Bedrock Booty” event, where players compete in a race to find the rarest diamonds while wearing nothing but leather undies. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate climax of Minecraft fun!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 103/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops: 15 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24
Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY