After a wild night of blocky passion, what’s the next thing you want? No, not a cuddle or a snack – you want to join our Minecraft server, of course! Why? Because our server is like the ultimate post-coital bliss for gamers. Imagine building a giant phallic tower with your new friends, or exploring caves together in search of hidden treasures. And don’t even get us started on our exclusive “Bedrock Booty” event, where players compete in a race to find the rarest diamonds while wearing nothing but leather undies. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate climax of Minecraft fun!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 98/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
Horror Stories Survived: 7 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY