After a wild night of blocky passion, what’s the next thing you want? No, not a cuddle or a snack – you want to join our Minecraft server, of course! Why? Because our server is like the ultimate post-coital bliss for gamers. Imagine building a giant phallic tower with your new friends, or exploring caves together in search of hidden treasures. And don’t even get us started on our exclusive “Bedrock Booty” event, where players compete in a race to find the rarest diamonds while wearing nothing but leather undies. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate climax of Minecraft fun!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 100/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8
Runes Activated: 8 Alien Abductions: 4
Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
Blood Moons Survived: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY