After a wild night of blocky passion, what’s the next thing you want? No, not a cuddle or a snack – you want to join our Minecraft server, of course! Why? Because our server is like the ultimate post-coital bliss for gamers. Imagine building a giant phallic tower with your new friends, or exploring caves together in search of hidden treasures. And don’t even get us started on our exclusive “Bedrock Booty” event, where players compete in a race to find the rarest diamonds while wearing nothing but leather undies. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate climax of Minecraft fun!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 92/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
Secret Passages Found: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY