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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 3613 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3673 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
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