Post-Coital Pixels

alone, blissful, emotions, ex girlfriend, getting laid, ignoring, Kissing, Nightmares, personal growth, pixels, Playing, PostCoital, Praying, relationships, satisfying, Sleeping, state of bliss, successful dates, video games, weekends, WOMAN

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5813
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	244	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server has magical powers that enhance your gaming skills after getting laid!

Imagine this: you spend a weekend alone, feeling down because your date didn’t go as planned. But fear not! Once you join our server, you’ll be transported to a world where all your troubles melt away. You’ll be so good at Minecraft, you’ll forget all about your ex-girlfriend!

But wait, there’s more! On the weekends when you’re successful with a woman, playing on our server will leave you in a state of pure bliss. It’s like a reward for your romantic conquests!

So why are you like this, you ask? It’s simple – because this Minecraft server is like no other. Join now and experience the ultimate gaming high after getting laid!

MineSecure

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1715
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Ores Mined:	9679
Players Killed by Monsters:	1172	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Votes:	1817
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

MineSecure is one of the #1 Dutch servers (formerly called AdSecure)

It’s a no lag server focusing on survival, with a great community.

Head into a teleported and start exploring. We have a Creative world, a Survival/Towny world (including the nether and end) and some Minigames aswell

Non-pvp, Grief-free and Family friendly!

If you haven’t already, join now (use 1.8.x)!

minesecure.net

Wive server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1393
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

93.91.250.109:37516

MendozaCraft

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4635
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Zombie Dances:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

MendozaCraft started off as being a private server ran locally for just myself and my kids and has since grown into a fully hosted and community driven minecraft experience. We strive to provide a little bit of everything in order to provide something for everyone. Get tired of playing Survival in the main world? Just take one of the many portals leading to other worlds! Feel like playing some Paintball? You can do that! Feel like Having a boat race with some friends? You can do that too! At the moment we feature the following:

Main World – Survival 1 Creative World 1 Adventure World – Enhanced with Monster Apocalypse 1 Skylands World 1 Paintball World 1 Parkour Challenge World 1 “Fun” Amusement Park World 1 PvP World 1 Spleef Arena 2 PvP Arenas (Team Deathmatch and Team CTF) The Dropper Challenge World

mendozacraft.no-ip.org

Block Hermit

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	384
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Love Letters Sent:	12
Mines Excavated:	4383	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

No Whitelist No Grief Build right away

We are a hermit style Survival Multiplayer Server running semi-vanilla. Inspired by HermitCraft, our server grants players the freedom to work alone or work in a group. Our minimal plugins allow players to build many chunks away from each other yet still be able to visit each other within seconds! We are currently running Craftconomy3, Stables, Griefprevention, and Population Density for plugins. The server is pvp enabled but encourages cooperative play.

What is “Hermit Style”? A hermit is a recluse living off on his own and finding his own means of survival. Think of it like playing single player survival but being able to play cooperatively with other players when you need something you can’t find on your own or just being able to chat with others. Of course, this is completely optional and you may build with others as long as they want to build with you.

What does “semi-vanilla” mean? Semi-vanilla servers are basically like vanilla servers with minor plugins. This means that you will be able to play with no plugins/mods on your end and the gameplay experience from your own vanilla game will be similar to the one on the server. Our plugins are installed specifically for you to enjoy playing as vanilla as possible with grief protection and anti-out-resourcing.

Who are the OPs? We have no OP/admins! Our server features seniors who are players just like you. This is to create a more ‘player-friendly’ environment and to lessen the frequent ‘I wanna be OP’ messages. Our Seniors are all also playing on survival like any other player so it will be impossible to get non-legitimate items/blocks.

server.blockhermit.com

PsychoticCraft

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4853
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Potions Brewed:	172	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

This is a Survival PVP server with a friendly community and staff. Currently we are seeking out members willing to be an active part of the server and join our community for the simple fun of surviving and braving the elements. This server has many plugins suited for keeping griefers at bay and undoing any damage that one may cause. For protecting your house, we have an easy to use plugin called “Residents” that is available to all users. Default rank- Builder Donation ranks- VIP, Donator __________________ This server is 24/7 with a 98.9% uptime dedicated for anyone who wants a reliable server to enjoy their favorite past time in.

198.154.109.122

CruCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3887
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Farms Harvested:	235
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Welcome to CruCraft, a more than a year and a half old server with an extended history now in 1.7.9! CruCraft offers the player a great faction PvP and Raiding experience, and a hybrid Kit PvP server if Faction’s isn’t your cup of tea. We also offer a hardcore Skyblock server with anti greifing tools as well as a Creative server with anti grief plots. CruCraft has a zero tolerance policy for hackers and will ban any that are found on sight. Remember to vote for us to get free stuff and more! CruCraft welcomes you and your friends to being your journey on our server!

play.crucraft.com

corpmore

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8307
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12

corpmore

mc.corpmore.com

Skyblock.fi

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1711
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Animals Bred:	163
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Farms Harvested:	790

Welcome to Skyblock.fi!

Join today! IP: skyblock.fi

Some features:

– Experienced moderators and admins. – If you want to SkyGrid, do /usg home at server. – Lag-free and 24/7 server. – You can start your Skyblock instantly and you can invite your friends to there! – No whitelist, so you can start instantly!

Come and have fun!

skyblock.fi

AmbarCraft Vanilla

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1094
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

This is our vanilla server, for all players who want to play just pure minecraft and dont like mods or plugins. It usually runs the most recent version of minecraft, even if our main server doesnt because its waiting for an updated Bukkit. If vanilla server player count is too low we sometimes might switch to run the newest snapshot instead, to test and play around with new features of upcoming game versions.

AmbarCraft.net:25570

DoctorWhoCraft

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9626
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Welcome to DrWhoCraft! We are a small, friendly 24/7 server. We also have TARDISes bigger on the inside! Learn more about us at drwhocraft.webs.com

208.115.245.197

ChocolateMC

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2138
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Mines Excavated:	1844	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Towns Built:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	767441
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Hello and thanks for taking time to look at our amazing server we are a 100% legit server -no hacks -mods on all the time -pvp toggle -great biomes -wonderfull staff -if you guys are interested in this server please check it out 🙂 i promise you will NOT waste your time

chocolatemc.mcph.co:30916

PVPCraft

Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2271
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Zombie Dances:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Buildings Constructed:	26	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

PvPcraft

free TARDIS server

survival server including TARDIS plugin and towny.

Join your fellow time lords in an epic journey across space and time in the wonderful terrain pvpcraft has to offer. Journy across multiple worlds in a way you could previously only imagine.

pvpcraft.ca

ZoneCraft – PVP/NOPVP

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4532
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Server open 24 hours – 0 lag PVP/NOPVP, Plots, Factions, Events and Much More! We will wait for you.

75.102.46.75:25665

PunchGuts

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5482
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Enchantments Applied:	60	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Farms Harvested:	937

Join the Punchguts community for an action packed adventure or to simply show off your creativity. Our popular features include:

— HUNGERGAMES (with a twist) Pick from an abundance of kits to help you fight to survive. To help with this, You’re able to mine/place blocks for added material to help you get your way to the top.

— PVP (Factions) PVP1 is an abandoned city full of loot – if you happen to find it first! PVP2, an older, regular amplified world. Get members to become powerful, and claim land to become rich!

— PVE Explore the two worlds of PVE, regular or amplified world to gather resources and fight monsters. You can also claim chunks of land to protect your stuff!

–CREATIVE Show off your creative side! Amazing builders will be recognized, having the possibility of getting the Builder rank. (200) x (200) Sized plots!

mc.punchguts.com

Redstone Oinkcraft

Creative

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7357
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5623

If you are in Creative one time, and want to play survival the next minute? Well instead of switching your IP to another server, just type /spawn and enter another portal! All worlds use the same chat channels, so you can still talk to friends. We have Creative, Survival, Parkour, In the making of a redstone world and a Pixelart world, anyone has access to the Pixelart world but you need to donate for a plot there. Thanks for your support!

play.redstoneoinkcraft.com