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| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 5964 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
LOL U GUYS, SO THE GODS WERE LIKE SUPER PISSED OFF, RIGHT? LIKE, MEXICO WAS TRYING TO PUT UP A STATUE OF POSEIDON, BUT THEN THIS LOCAL DEITY WAS LIKE “NAH, BRO, THIS IS MY TURF.” AND THEY GOT INTO A HUGE FIGHT, LIKE A GODLY RAP BATTLE OR SOMETHING. AND THEN MEXICO WAS LIKE “FINE, WE’LL CANCEL POSEIDON, NO BIG DEAL.”
SO, LIKE, IF U WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, U CAN BE LIKE A GOD OR SOMETHING. U CAN HAVE EPIC BATTLES WITH OTHER PLAYERS AND CLAIM YOUR TURF. MAYBE U CAN EVEN BUILD A STATUE OF YOURSELF AND HAVE A GODLY RAP BATTLE WITH OTHER PLAYERS. IT’S GONNA BE LIT, BRO. JOIN US NOW AND BE A PART OF THE GODLY DRAMA.
