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The Kwaboty King of Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild ride as we follow the misadventures of Drew and his bros, Vince and Tony.

Drew thought he had it all figured out, building his dream castle and ruling over his kingdom with an iron fist. But then things took a turn for the worse when a group of mischievous creepers invaded his land and blew everything to smithereens. Poor Drew was left with nothing but a pile of rubble and a broken heart.

But fear not, for 2025 is here and Drew is determined to make a comeback! With the help of his trusty bros, Vince and Tony, he’s ready to rebuild bigger and better than ever before. Will they succeed? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – it’s going to be one heck of a ride!

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you witness the epic saga of Drew and his bros unfold in all its glory? Plus, we have llama races, chicken jousting, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Come join Drew and his bros on their quest for redemption and hilarity. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SnappedSMP – QuietKidGoneWild

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Have you ever wondered what would happen if the quiet kid in class finally snapped? Well, wonder no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have the perfect example of that! This player used to be the sweetest, most helpful member of the community. But one day, they just couldn’t take it anymore and went on a rampage, building giant statues of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks and unleashing an army of killer bunnies on unsuspecting players. Join our server if you want to witness the chaos and maybe even become friends with the newly unhinged player! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to snap and create your own diamond statue of doom.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

FoodieNightmares

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Are you still haunted by the memories of that one food that scarred you for life as a child? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special “Traumatizing Food” challenge where you can confront your food fears in a virtual world! Build giant broccoli monsters, create a maze made entirely of Brussels sprouts, or even battle a boss made out of your most dreaded childhood food. Join us and conquer your culinary demons in the most epic way possible!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

SerialKillerWoman Minecraft Server

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so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where u can escape the real world craziness? well, u found the right place, my dude. this server is so lit, even a serial killer would wanna join.

imagine this, a woman charged with 3 murders in 3 days in canada, she was actually just tryna find diamonds in minecraft but got too into it and started killing players instead. now she’s a legend on our server, everyone wants to team up with her cuz she’s so good at pvp.

join us if u wanna be part of the madness, where even the most dangerous criminals can find a home. plus, we have free cookies at spawn, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join, amirite? come play with us, it’s gonna be a killer time.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Animals Bred:	120	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Sinwar’s Qatar Revival

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So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where players can like, totally renew contact with Qatar? Yeah, apparently Sinwar was all like, “I’m not dead, I just respawned on this epic server!” And now he’s building sand castles with the Qataris and having a blast.

But wait, there’s more! This server has like, the most insane mods you’ve ever seen. You can ride on flying pigs, battle zombie llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers. It’s like a wild rave in the Minecraft world, dude.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that this server has the best loot you’ll ever find. Diamonds for days, enchanted gear for miles, and even a secret treasure chest filled with golden carrots. It’s like a Minecraft player’s dream come true.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet Sinwar and Qatar in person. It’s gonna be lit, bro.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Dragons Tamed:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

【1.21.1】 GidroApple – Private Server | Vanilla Minecraft server

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Hello. This short description will tell you a little about the private server “GidroApple”.

First of all, GidroApple is a private project. The entire gameplay here is almost entirely tied to interactions with other players.

The goal of the project is to unite players. The server provides each player with the opportunity for creative self-realization and freedom of action in the open world. You can survive alone, with friends, or just travel around the world of this amazing game.

A little interested? If the answer is yes, come visit us!

In order to enter the server, you need to write a request to join using a ready-made template in the Discord server. The application is a prerequisite for the game.

(The link to Discord is on the page of this site. You can also use the server website – www.gidroapple.ru.)

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	New Chunks Explored:	878171

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Crafty Jokes Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is the meme paradise you’ve been waiting for! Join us and post your best vidya memes for a chance to win epic in-game prizes.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Creeper King, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to meme battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the meme madness begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	2456	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Water Polo Girls Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have as much fun as humanly possible! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be plundered. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary water polo tournament, where players must battle it out in the water while wearing nothing but their birthday suits. Why, you ask? Because it’s scientifically proven that playing water polo half naked increases your chances of finding rare loot in the game. Don’t question it, just dive in and start splashing around!

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server – just be prepared for anything and everything!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
New Chunks Explored:	260341	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Animals Bred:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

ToddlerTangoCraft

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Are you tired of dealing with drama in your own family? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and build your own virtual family drama instead!

Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations, just like this mom who invited her in-laws to her daughter’s dance recital without asking her husband first. Imagine the chaos of trying to navigate a virtual dance recital with angry grandparents and a crying toddler – it’s sure to be a hilarious disaster!

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now and create your own outrageous stories to share with your friends. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama in Minecraft?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

RedFlagRadar Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the quirky, offbeat players out there!

Join us if you can spot a ‘red flag’ in a person faster than a creeper can blow up your base! We’re talking about those players who stack their dirt blocks in a weird pattern or always wear mismatched armor – you know, the real oddballs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most outrageous stories and wild adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From a secret underground village of llamas to a haunted mansion filled with mischievous villagers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner weirdo and laugh your way through epic quests and hilarious mishaps, join us today! Just remember, the crazier, the better!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Dimension Hops:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftyHabitBreaker

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right – evil chickens! These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and wheat, so saddle up and show them who’s boss.

But that’s not all – our server also features a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew monsters had such killer dance moves?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you in stitches, come join us and prepare for the wackiest adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky evil chickens – they’re always up to no good!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	5009	Dragons Tamed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PutinBdayWishCamKids

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come join our epic minecraft server where we force u to send birthday wishes to putin on camera!! it’s like a russian school but way more fun cuz u get to build stuff and fight zombies instead of doing boring schoolwork. plus, putin might even give u a shoutout on his next birthday speech!! who wouldn’t want that kind of clout?? join now and be part of the most insane birthday celebration ever!! 🎉🎈🎂 #putinbdaybash

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Crops Grown:	1045	Gods Slained:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CoronaCraft: Where even creepers are social distancing! Join us for some quarantined fun on a survival journey!

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CoronaCraft Server Overview

Server Age	4 years old
Current Season	January – Present
World Border	Expanded for 1.21 update

Server Features

Custom Advancements
Expansive Shopping District
Proximity Voice Chat In-game
Server Events
Custom Roles
Server perks for donors
Friendly and helpful community
Community Projects all the time
Giveaways
24/7 Server Uptime
Plugins to prevent thefts/griefs without ruining the vanilla feel
Player/Mob/Mini Block heads
Crafting Tweaks

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How can I join the server?

You can check out our website at https://www.coronacraft.cc/ or join our discord at https://discord.gg/pGQ6hjaYPj to join the server.

Is the server friendly to content creators and technical players?

Yes, the server is content-creator and technical player friendly. If you stream/make videos or make large technical farms, this is the place for you!

Are there any server perks for donors?

Yes, there are server perks for donors which provide additional benefits while playing on the server.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Spread This Message Far And Wide Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena!

Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who can summon giant chickens to do his bidding. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, his moves are as deadly as his chicken minions!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Unicorn Island, where players can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle against hordes of evil mobs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in a single swing!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy, wacky, and downright absurd Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this zany world. Spread this message far and wide and support it – you won’t regret it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Mines Excavated:	4690
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Invest In Meta Zoo Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy pranks, and even a secret underground society of talking chickens (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll also have the chance to invest in the hottest new cryptocurrency, Metazoo. Rumor has it that if you mine enough Metazoo coins in-game, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. And remember, when life gives you creepers, make creeper-ade!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2