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HexSMP: Now with even more friendly zombies and unicorns!

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HexSMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.hexsmp.com

What Makes HexSMP Stand Out?

Chat Games
Stable Player Economy
Custom Leveling System
Custom Fishing
Furniture
Grief Prevention with Land Claiming
Teams
Cosmetics & Skins
PvP & Dungeons
Java & Bedrock Compatible

Why HexSMP over another SMP?

HexSMP is a vibrant community with regular updates, features, and an active community dedicated to creativity and adventure.

Referral System – Earn Rare Rewards!

Refer a friend to join HexSMP using /referral [Your Name] to earn exclusive rewards.

How to Join

Connect using the IP address play.hexsmp.com and start your adventure today!

Our Links:

Feel free to ask any questions below!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Noob-Free Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so wild, even Twitch won’t let us stream it? Look no further! Our server is so epic, so insane, that even Hajime himself isn’t allowed on Twitch after playing here. Join us for a chance to experience the craziest adventures, the most ridiculous builds, and the most chaotic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Who needs Twitch when you can join us and become a legend in your own right? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ores Mined:	7978	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

The Kwaboty King of Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild ride as we follow the misadventures of Drew and his bros, Vince and Tony.

Drew thought he had it all figured out, building his dream castle and ruling over his kingdom with an iron fist. But then things took a turn for the worse when a group of mischievous creepers invaded his land and blew everything to smithereens. Poor Drew was left with nothing but a pile of rubble and a broken heart.

But fear not, for 2025 is here and Drew is determined to make a comeback! With the help of his trusty bros, Vince and Tony, he’s ready to rebuild bigger and better than ever before. Will they succeed? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – it’s going to be one heck of a ride!

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you witness the epic saga of Drew and his bros unfold in all its glory? Plus, we have llama races, chicken jousting, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Come join Drew and his bros on their quest for redemption and hilarity. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Buildings Constructed:	48	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SnappedSMP – QuietKidGoneWild

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Have you ever wondered what would happen if the quiet kid in class finally snapped? Well, wonder no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have the perfect example of that! This player used to be the sweetest, most helpful member of the community. But one day, they just couldn’t take it anymore and went on a rampage, building giant statues of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks and unleashing an army of killer bunnies on unsuspecting players. Join our server if you want to witness the chaos and maybe even become friends with the newly unhinged player! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to snap and create your own diamond statue of doom.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

FoodieNightmares

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Are you still haunted by the memories of that one food that scarred you for life as a child? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special “Traumatizing Food” challenge where you can confront your food fears in a virtual world! Build giant broccoli monsters, create a maze made entirely of Brussels sprouts, or even battle a boss made out of your most dreaded childhood food. Join us and conquer your culinary demons in the most epic way possible!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magic Items Found:	5427
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SerialKillerWoman Minecraft Server

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so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where u can escape the real world craziness? well, u found the right place, my dude. this server is so lit, even a serial killer would wanna join.

imagine this, a woman charged with 3 murders in 3 days in canada, she was actually just tryna find diamonds in minecraft but got too into it and started killing players instead. now she’s a legend on our server, everyone wants to team up with her cuz she’s so good at pvp.

join us if u wanna be part of the madness, where even the most dangerous criminals can find a home. plus, we have free cookies at spawn, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join, amirite? come play with us, it’s gonna be a killer time.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	New Chunks Explored:	829954
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6491
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Sinwar’s Qatar Revival

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So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where players can like, totally renew contact with Qatar? Yeah, apparently Sinwar was all like, “I’m not dead, I just respawned on this epic server!” And now he’s building sand castles with the Qataris and having a blast.

But wait, there’s more! This server has like, the most insane mods you’ve ever seen. You can ride on flying pigs, battle zombie llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers. It’s like a wild rave in the Minecraft world, dude.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that this server has the best loot you’ll ever find. Diamonds for days, enchanted gear for miles, and even a secret treasure chest filled with golden carrots. It’s like a Minecraft player’s dream come true.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet Sinwar and Qatar in person. It’s gonna be lit, bro.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mines Excavated:	4959	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

【1.21.1】 GidroApple – Private Server | Vanilla Minecraft server

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Hello. This short description will tell you a little about the private server “GidroApple”.

First of all, GidroApple is a private project. The entire gameplay here is almost entirely tied to interactions with other players.

The goal of the project is to unite players. The server provides each player with the opportunity for creative self-realization and freedom of action in the open world. You can survive alone, with friends, or just travel around the world of this amazing game.

A little interested? If the answer is yes, come visit us!

In order to enter the server, you need to write a request to join using a ready-made template in the Discord server. The application is a prerequisite for the game.

(The link to Discord is on the page of this site. You can also use the server website – www.gidroapple.ru.)

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Crafty Jokes Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is the meme paradise you’ve been waiting for! Join us and post your best vidya memes for a chance to win epic in-game prizes.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Creeper King, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to meme battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the meme madness begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Water Polo Girls Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have as much fun as humanly possible! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be plundered. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary water polo tournament, where players must battle it out in the water while wearing nothing but their birthday suits. Why, you ask? Because it’s scientifically proven that playing water polo half naked increases your chances of finding rare loot in the game. Don’t question it, just dive in and start splashing around!

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server – just be prepared for anything and everything!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

ToddlerTangoCraft

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Are you tired of dealing with drama in your own family? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and build your own virtual family drama instead!

Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations, just like this mom who invited her in-laws to her daughter’s dance recital without asking her husband first. Imagine the chaos of trying to navigate a virtual dance recital with angry grandparents and a crying toddler – it’s sure to be a hilarious disaster!

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now and create your own outrageous stories to share with your friends. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama in Minecraft?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Astral Projections Made:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

RedFlagRadar Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the quirky, offbeat players out there!

Join us if you can spot a ‘red flag’ in a person faster than a creeper can blow up your base! We’re talking about those players who stack their dirt blocks in a weird pattern or always wear mismatched armor – you know, the real oddballs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most outrageous stories and wild adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From a secret underground village of llamas to a haunted mansion filled with mischievous villagers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner weirdo and laugh your way through epic quests and hilarious mishaps, join us today! Just remember, the crazier, the better!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftyHabitBreaker

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right – evil chickens! These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and wheat, so saddle up and show them who’s boss.

But that’s not all – our server also features a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew monsters had such killer dance moves?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you in stitches, come join us and prepare for the wackiest adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky evil chickens – they’re always up to no good!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PutinBdayWishCamKids

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come join our epic minecraft server where we force u to send birthday wishes to putin on camera!! it’s like a russian school but way more fun cuz u get to build stuff and fight zombies instead of doing boring schoolwork. plus, putin might even give u a shoutout on his next birthday speech!! who wouldn’t want that kind of clout?? join now and be part of the most insane birthday celebration ever!! 🎉🎈🎂 #putinbdaybash

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	20	New Chunks Explored:	72933

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CoronaCraft: Where even creepers are social distancing! Join us for some quarantined fun on a survival journey!

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CoronaCraft Server Overview

Server Age	4 years old
Current Season	January – Present
World Border	Expanded for 1.21 update

Server Features

Custom Advancements
Expansive Shopping District
Proximity Voice Chat In-game
Server Events
Custom Roles
Server perks for donors
Friendly and helpful community
Community Projects all the time
Giveaways
24/7 Server Uptime
Plugins to prevent thefts/griefs without ruining the vanilla feel
Player/Mob/Mini Block heads
Crafting Tweaks

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How can I join the server?

You can check out our website at https://www.coronacraft.cc/ or join our discord at https://discord.gg/pGQ6hjaYPj to join the server.

Is the server friendly to content creators and technical players?

Yes, the server is content-creator and technical player friendly. If you stream/make videos or make large technical farms, this is the place for you!

Are there any server perks for donors?

Yes, there are server perks for donors which provide additional benefits while playing on the server.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4237	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	55